Got my ham on and gulped applause down like Martinelli’s Sparkling on a holiday. Curtsied, bowed and skipped around the stage while snapping photos of the audience.
This was my first time wearing a Spanx. When you wear one the body organs that are supposed to fill up your abdomen press into your lungs until you nearly faint. But who cares because your panty lines are gone! I did remove the Spanx between shows in order to eat a delectable tamale from the Frelard Tamales stand. You must try them! I eat tamales whenever possible because it’s not as if I’m ever going to make them.
It was fun being part of a fashion show. There’s always a first I guess. There I was in the dressing tent amongst young, sinuous as Art Nouveau, decades from Spanx folks queuing to walk out in their recycled garments. Here are some pics of the event: